I'm going to have a new show on Food Network this year. It's called "How to Use Your Telephone to Have Food That is Already Cooked Brought to Your Home". It should appeal to the subset of people incapable of using the microwave or the George Foreman Grill (i.e. people even lazier and less competent in the kitchen than I). If it goes well, then I'll have a spin-off involving drive-throughs.
SNL did a skit several years ago that was a parody of Iron Chef where Charlie Sheen was the Iron Chef Bachelor and did stuff like melt cheese on a Triscuit. Well, it was a parody at the time.
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February 9 2007, 00:21:11 UTC 5 years ago
February 9 2007, 00:45:42 UTC 5 years ago
It would also help if you were female, a model, and wore a bikini. But at least the oohs and ahhs.
February 9 2007, 00:44:16 UTC 5 years ago
“Mikey” from Top Chef vs. Sandra Lee
If you've watched that show, you know how hillarious that is. Bourdain rocks!
February 9 2007, 00:52:31 UTC 5 years ago